I was sitting here thinking about cooking a snack.

My phone rings.

"Hello?"
"Hi Tuesday."
"Joey?"
"Yes. I just wanted to tell you that my Rattata is in the top percentile."

normykins (12:21:52 AM): I needa go get my parents to pop out some babies

rikufied (12:23:21 AM): your mom is past menopause.

Champion Cynthia (12:23:44 AM): YOUR MOM---wait

Champion Cynthia (12:23:51 AM): narcolepsy?

Lonewanderer2989 (12:24:05 AM): dead metapod?

rikufied (12:24:14 AM): used harden?

Champion Cynthia (12:24:30 AM): It was super effective

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rikufied (10:56:09 PM): autocolor?

rem rom child (10:56:15 PM): autosexy

Lonewanderer2989 (10:56:19 PM): autobots

Lonewanderer2989 (10:56:21 PM): ROLL OUT

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Knightstar105621 (11:08:26 PM): o.o
Lonewanderer2989 (11:09:15 PM): o.
Lonewanderer2989 (11:09:21 PM): WHERE'D MY EYE GO D:
Knightstar105621 (11:09:31 PM): I stoled it !  >D
Lonewanderer2989 (11:09:53 PM): give it back D:
Knightstar105621 (11:10:09 PM): meh, fine
Knightstar105621 (11:10:13 PM): o <-------
Lonewanderer2989 (11:11:04 PM): o.o
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Lonewanderer2989 (12:04:24 AM): the most stupid sentance ever
Lonewanderer2989 (12:04:27 AM): "The breeze was still light, but it blew tendrils of my hair around my face, and that tickled a bit."
Knightstar105621 (12:05:38 AM): ...
Knightstar105621 (12:05:47 AM): yeah.  that's a pretty bad sentance
Lonewanderer2989 (12:05:58 AM): the second comma ( Read more... )